342/365

Jarae: Oh my god, you were so mean(not to me!) but you
were also very sweet. You'd come visit me at Burt's
after I left Season's and we'd talk about the men(boys?)
in our lives. You never got why I dated Dave for so long.
You thought he was too old (35 years to my 21 years) for
me. The last time I saw you was at Lollapalooza.

345/365

Dave Smith(ass): Smith-ass! You were so fun to work with
at Season's, I was bummed when you left. Remember "Chata"?
Chatha F#*@ up! The Great American Beer Festival was so
hilarious, I'm surprised we made it back to your place.
Do you still live in the same house in Denver, with Thad?
Thadeus. He liked to take E and lay in bed with numerous
gals. The last time I saw you, Amanda, Josh
(he left his capri's?) and I drove up to see Moby and
Outkast - that was one fine show... I had a hangover
from death himself. Then there was the trip you and Steve
cock-blocked Amanda and I at that one bar. And everytime I
pass the house on Calle del Sol, I always think of the
batcave. And Andy taking shits with the steaming hot
shower running. Ew. Good times. I miss you, we need to
get back in touch.

349/365

Johnny: You and I got along so well... we both loved to paint, listen to music and laugh at our dumb customers.
You always dedicated "Driving By Your House" to me when
you played at Burt's... loved the stalker themed tune.
You and your wife made it through the tough times and
now you're a dad! I bet you're a cool one.

356/365

Pat W: I worked with you at Season's and you called me
"Warrior Princess" because of my hair. And you were constanly flirting with all the ladies... You seemed
pervy, but overall, I think you were a good guy. You
also gave us impeccable service that one Easter night...
thanks for decanting our wine.