323/365

Adam B.: I met you one night while I was bartending
and thought you were pretty cute so I bought you a shot...
it worked because you came back to my work later that night
and took me to the Frontier in your cool, old black cadillac
convertible. I think I liked you because you were not from NM
and you had a twangy accent, which I liked. You seemed nice
enough in the beginning, but then you started coming on really
strong and that was a MAJOR turn off. I mean, you'd come over
unannounced- SOMETHING I HATE ABOUT ANYONE- take your
shoes and socks off when you entered my apt., after stopping
by unannounced and you tried to be best friends with all my
friends. Then, when I told you things weren't going to work
out because I was (and still am VERY much) in love with someone
else, you tried becoming HIS friend. Even after I told you
this, you'd still stop by my work and call me and altogether
just creep me out. Then, finally, the last straw, you hooked
up with one of my friends and there was NO way I was ever going
to go out or even talk to you again. You ended up moving back
to NC, and the last I heard from you was in an email inquiring
about my relationship and I never replied. You were the first
and last person I'd ever been with that wasn't circumsized.

324/365

Leon: You were a smelly rocker, but you were nice and
gave us free food. And, occasionally, you even bought us
liquor. You had a major crush on Kiera and stopped giving
us free stuff when you knew she wasn't going to date you.
Last time I saw you was at the 'Pad and you cut your hair!

325/365

Dave Matthews: I was so in love with you and your music
for like 5 years. I had/have almost all your albums and I
listened to them obsessively. I made it a point to see you
live (and for free) as much as possible. And then one glorious
day in Denver, Amanda and I got to meet you and take a pic with
you! We were in town to see you the next night, so it was such
a treat to run into you at the amusement park! You had no idea,
but after our picture, we followed you around for a while... like
stalkers. I still like your older stuff, new muscic, not so much.

326/365

Celeste: We were best friends throughout middle school and
we drifted apart once we got to high school. We used to love
to dress the same and we had our New Kids on the Block boyfriends,
Donnie and Jordan. We loved to hang at the mall and talk to older
boys... and lie about our ages. Good times.

327/365

Mrs. Benia: You were one of my favorite teachers. Your
art class was so fun and inspiring! And you let us smoke
cigarettes outside your classroom. You were very pretty
for an older woman... heck, you married an ex student. A
hot one at that. The last time I saw you was when I worked
at Seasons and you were tipsy off of wine. You were still
as gorgeous as ever.

328/365

Marie: We worked together at Quarters... it was fun!
We also played soccer together for a while, even though
you were 100 times better and faster than me. You and I
also went snowboarding together once - THAT I was better at.
You liked to drink it up even though your dad was super
strict.